Despite the financial crisis and massive layoffs, the Border Patrol is doing just fine. On Saturday, the BP hosted a job fair in Tucson in the hopes of recruiting between 1,500 and 2,500 new officials for Arizona alone. That’s our tax money at work, people. The most tragicomic part of it all? I saw the announcement in ElImparcial, a Mexican newspaper operating out of Hermosillo, Sonora, and read on both sides of the border. Mexicans are being recruited to stop other Mexicans from coming in. Unfortunately this absence of fraternity sounds about right, as many of the Border Patrol are of Mexican or Latino descent and still speak English with accents.